Showing posts with label spam. Show all posts
Showing posts with label spam. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

People Actually Read This?

I don't really know anymore... LOL.. But Jeanine Baechtold did tag me, So I'll do my best to follow through....
I have moved the questions to THIS LOCATION because it's so long it knocked all my pictures and layouts off the page.

I'm tagging Janna, Erica, Reggie and Lucy
and anyone else who wants to join in! Please post a link to your answers in the comment section. :)

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Fun, Interesting or Just Plain Stupid?

Do you like to be in the know on all the bizzar happenings in our society? If so you should read this blog..... News of The Wierd Daily... Breaking News Culled for Your Eyebrow-lifting, Sanity-gauging Pleasure by America's Weird-News Anchorman, Chuck Shepherd

Here's a sample of todays post
Civilization in Decline
One place we might be headed, the Safety Police say, is standard equipment in cars (the technology is done) to remind you, when you park, to take your urchin (in the back seat) with you [Ed.: and, let’s see, what else from the News of the Weird’s archive, oh, yes, standard equipment to detect whether there’s a pedestrian that you’ve hit, embedded in your windshield] . . . . .

Can you see me rolling my eyes? Oh yes!

Friday, May 11, 2007

Wonderful Spam

So much of it I don't read... but this came from my cousin who hardly ever sends me spam. I figure it must be worth looking at if she felt it was worth sending on.... and it is... interesting time for this to be coming around, but I guess it has to be somewhere...

USS New York

It was built with 24 tons of scrap steel from the World Trade Center .

It is the fifth in a new class of warship - designed for missions that include special operations against terrorists. It will carry a crew of 360 sailors and 700 combat-ready Marines to be delivered ashore by helicopters and assault craft.

Steel from the World Trade Center was melted down in a foundry in Amite , LA to cast the ship's bow section. When it was poured into the molds on Sept. 9, 2003, "those big rough steelworkers treated it with total reverence," recalled Navy Capt. Kevin Wensing, who was there. "It was a spiritual moment for everybody there."

Junior Chavers, foundry operations manager, said that when the trade center steel first arrived, he touched it with his hand and the "hair on my neck stood up." "It had a big meaning to it for all of us," he said. "They knocked us down. They can't keep us down. We're going to be back."

The ship's motto? "Never Forget"

You can learn more about the ship and see the artists renderings here: http://tinyurl.com/285ub4

for those who don't know, on September 12, 2001, I put up a memorial website. Many times since I have thought now that I have the time, I should put up a really nice site.... and then I go to my site and read through it.... and decide... this is my original, this is my raw emotion flowing.. I can't replace that.. so if you will excuse the simple mechanics, you are welcome to take a peek. I had to disable the guest book because of hackers.. but I do belong to a couple of 911 rings you might be interested in looking at...
http://jleist.com/911 Right now I just don't know how we can be so short sighted!

Monday, April 30, 2007

Useless info

time to share some spam!

At three minutes and four seconds after 2 AM on the 6th of May this year, the time and date will be

02:03:04 05/06/07.

This won't happen again in our lifetimes. (Duh! but next year we will get 03:04:05 06/07/08... even I'm smart enough to figure that one out!)
Hopefully, neither will this kind of useless information. But it is interesting nonetheless, no? Oui?

Thursday, February 08, 2007

A few days of fun and love!

You may or may not have noticed I changed my music.... but I did! just a few selections to get us in the MOOD for love... and here's a little fun to go with it.. what does your candy heart say? mine says:
Your Candy Heart Says "First Kiss"

You're a true romantic who brings an innocent hope to each new relationship.
You see the good in every person you date, and you relish each step of falling in love.

Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a romantic dinner your sweetie cooks for you

Your flirting style: friendly and sweet

What turns you off: cynics who don't believe in romance

Why you're hot: you always keep the romance alive

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Elves?

Ok a little Christmas Fun...
I have an Elf name.. can you believe?

Christmas Elf Name

My Christmas Elf Name is
Get your Christmas Elf Name at JokesUnlimited.com

Floppy-Feet LOL.. well at least they smell good! That's assuming Peppermiz is a good thing... Ok one more fun thing.. then out to the stores!

Which of Santa's Reindeer are you?

Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You

Donder

Like Donder you are sensible and a good leader. You know the right things to do at the right time and have people's respect

Find out which of Santa's Reindeer you are at Quizopolis.com

Well that's not too bad! I was afraid I might end up as the reindeers a*s

Saturday, November 04, 2006

Junk Mail aka SPAM

you know all that junk mail that your friends and family send on to you because somebody sent it to them and they didn't want an evil curse to come to their house so they sent it to their 5 or 10 closest friends within 2 minutes? Well, there was a time when I actually read that stuff and sometimes I saved it! Rather than clog your email boxes with it, I thought I would just post some here occasionally to amuse everyone! With that said... here is one I found in my box... it's uh... from 2002... LOL but it still made me smile!

IT'S GOOD TO BE THE WOMAN.

We got off the Titanic first.

We can scare male bosses with mysterious
gynecological disorder excuses.

Taxis stop for us.

We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

No fashion faux pas we make could ever
rival The Speedo.

We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

We can congratulate our teammate without
ever touching her rear.

We never have to reach down every so often
to make sure our privates are still there.

We have the ability to dress ourselves.

We can talk to people of the opposite sex
without having to picture them naked.

If we marry someone 20 years younger,
we're aware that we look like an idiot.

There are times when chocolate really can
solve all your problems.

We'll never regret piercing our ears.

We can fully assess a person just by
looking at their shoes.

hmmm, almost sounds like a scrap challenge eh? LOL
We can make comments about how silly men
are in their presence, because they aren't

listening anyway.