you know all that junk mail that your friends and family send on to you because somebody sent it to them and they didn't want an evil curse to come to their house so they sent it to their 5 or 10 closest friends within 2 minutes? Well, there was a time when I actually read that stuff and sometimes I saved it! Rather than clog your email boxes with it, I thought I would just post some here occasionally to amuse everyone! With that said... here is one I found in my box... it's uh... from 2002... LOL but it still made me smile!
IT'S GOOD TO BE THE WOMAN.
We got off the Titanic first.
We can scare male bosses with mysterious
gynecological disorder excuses.
Taxis stop for us.
We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
No fashion faux pas we make could ever
rival The Speedo.
We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
We can congratulate our teammate without
ever touching her rear.
We never have to reach down every so often
to make sure our privates are still there.
We have the ability to dress ourselves.
We can talk to people of the opposite sex
without having to picture them naked.
If we marry someone 20 years younger,
we're aware that we look like an idiot.
There are times when chocolate really can
solve all your problems.
We'll never regret piercing our ears.
We can fully assess a person just by
looking at their shoes.
hmmm, almost sounds like a scrap challenge eh? LOL
We can make comments about how silly men
are in their presence, because they aren't
listening anyway.
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LOL OH yes... but can one REALLY tame a woman? Or is one just fooled into believing they have tamed a woman?
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